I've been a very good girl all year (what do you mean, "it's only February"?) I know how busy you get around Christmas time, so I've nobly decided to let you hand over my present ten months early. Purely to alleviate the hectic workload, you understand.
I would very much like one of these:
Please please please please please. I'll eat all my greens and everything.
Love Erykah
(Triceracopter found here).