landlords

My landlord* is an arsehole and won't be contacted. Jesus fuck, if he expects people to pay the rent he demands, he ought to make it possible for his fucking tenants to contact him so we can make sure everything is ok. What if this was a fucking emergency?

Actually, it is an emergency. He's got £600 of mine that I want back. Fucker. Anyone know how best to go about contacting him other than ringing up every Singh in London?

*The old landlord, not the one as of next weekend.