But my inspiration, my drive, was to make my own breakfast smoothie, a la marks and sparks. It fucking well worked too. Here goes:
- punnet of rasperries
- handful of blueberries (or more, if you want)
- pint of yogurt. I used this organic vanilla-flavoured nonsense, but according to the daily fail all women are snobs, so I'm only doing what my nature forces me to do
- bit of milk, to make it runny
- handful of oats
Shove the whole lot in a blender, whizz until the noise ceases to be entertaining and grates instead. Consume with relish.
Then blog about it.